A TSA CHRISTMAS CAROL FOR YOU

Sung to the tune: “Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire”

 

Chet’s nuts resting in a TSA HAND                                                 Agent Jack’s hand slipping in your hose
Arms above your head, look straight ahead
You’re undressed like a L.A. ‘HO’

Everybody Knows a imam and his underwear
Helped to make the TSA right

Tiny Tots scream: “dont touch me there”
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Janet’s overpaid
she’s got trains and buses – goodies on the way

and every mother’s child is gonna cry
it would be easier to make a reindeer fly

So I’m offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it’s been said many times, many ways
Profile muslims, not you

So I’m offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it’s been said many times, many ways

Profile muslims,
Profile muslims,
Profile muslims, not you

 

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